Tuesday 29 April 2014

I wish I could have a day off

- did you lock the back door?
- did you switch the heating off?
- are your straighteners unplugged?
- is the kettle switched off at the wall?
- have you checked all the chargers are off?
- did you definitely set the burglar alarm?
- did you put the mortice lock on? 
- did you take your keys out of the door?
- did you lock your car? Go back, check the handle just in case, then unlock it and lock it again

I hate my brain.